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Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail.
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
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You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
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Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
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You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and sells for half the price you paid.
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Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
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Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
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You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
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You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
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Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
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Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
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You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
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You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
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You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
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You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
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You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
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You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
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You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this to!