THE TOP TEN
REASONS TO BECOME A STATISTICIAN

Deviation is
considered normal.

We feel
complete and sufficient.

We are
"mean" lovers.

Statisticians
do it discretely and continuously.

We are right
95% of the time.

We can
legally comment on someone's posterior distribution.

We may not be
normal but we are transformable.

We never have
to say we are certain.

We are
honestly significantly different.

No one wants
our jobs.
PROOF THAT ALL ODD NUMBERS ARE PRIME
Mathmatician  3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7
is prime, the rest follows by induction.
Statistician  3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is expermental error so
throw it out, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, the rest follows by induction.
Computer Scientist  3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, ....
