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Your potted
plants stay alive.
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You keep more
food than beer in the fridge.
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6:00 AM is
when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
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You hear your
favorite song on the elevator at work.
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You carry an
umbrella.
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You watch the
Weather Channel.
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Your friends
marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
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You go from
130 days of vacation time to 7.
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Jeans and a
sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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You're the one
calling the police because those damn kids next door don'tknow how to turn
down the stereo.
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Older
relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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You don't know
what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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Your car
insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You feed your
dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
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Sleeping on
the couch is a no-no.
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You no longer
take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
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Dinner and a
movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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MTV News is no
longer your primary source for information.
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A $4.00 bottle
of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
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You actually
eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
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Grocery lists
are longer than macaroni & cheese Pepsi Ho-ho's
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'I just can't
drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink